- Writing hard-hitting political material for radical rodeo clowns.
- Agitating for a faster gin fizz.
- Getting the term "glutton for punishment" changed to "abuse gourmand."
- Seeking a publisher for my series of holiday-themed mystery novels starring Donnie Claus, Santa's younger, smarter, trimmer brother - For Whom the Jingle Bells Toll, A One-Horse Open Slaying, and Mistletoetags.
- Looking into the qualification process for the title of Death Threat Laureate.
- Trying to remember whether I heard the sentence "Approval rating for Bush steadily dropping" on MSNBC or The Hot Network. Same with "radical Islamic sects."
Your one-stop shop for sporadic dribbles of watered-down insight, cringe-worthy factual inaccuracies, fooferaw, jibber-jabber, and inoperative statements packed in a salty preservative brine of defensive egotism and paralyzing self-deprecation. No fatties.
Thursday, March 27, 2003
WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING ON THE SIDE (a partial list):
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