Tuesday, December 20, 2011
MY LATEST, INEXPLICABLY REJECTED ENTRIES IN THE NEW YORKER'S CARTOON CAPTION CONTEST:
"This is racist, somehow. Don't you think? I really think this whole situation is kind of racist. And I think he's supposed to look like the President, which is really offending me on his behalf."
"This is certainly quite the incongruous scenario."
"I just know we're going to end up stuck to some asshole's refrigerator."
"I think you got the wrong kind of bar. 'Cause ballet dancers put their legs up on bars, don't they? Just not this kind. You made a real mistake there."
"Get the fuck out of my office."